Archive for May, 2009

SYNCHRONIZED OFFICE SWIMMING

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

A group of Russian women have become internet stars after performing a synchronised swimming routine   at their desks.
The women, who work for an architects’ firm, filmed their routine for an Olympics themed competition, reports The Sun.
They beat hundreds of other entries to scoop the £3,500 first prize   and their video has attracted more than a… »

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REVENGE

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Mary walks into the pharmacy in Co. Longford and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
“Mary, what do you want with arsenic?”
“To kill my husband Brendan.”
“I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!”
Mary lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compro¬mising position. The man is her husband and the woman… »

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