Jokes
REVENGE
Mary walks into the pharmacy in Co. Longford and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
“Mary, what do you want with arsenic?”
“To kill my husband Brendan.”
“I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!”
Mary lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compro¬mising position. The man is her husband and the woman… »
A BIT BATTY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells.
The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up to see.” She starts up the stairs and stops…. »